Funny Koko

The conversation between Hubby and Koko in the car on last Sunday while we were driving towards a beach in Langkawi.
Hubby: It'll be very syiok to go to beach.
Koko: (Shouting happily) Syiok, very syiok. 
Koko: What is 'syiok' Daddy?
Hubby: HAR??
Mummy: Hahaahha...

Last night, while we went for dinner. Koko and Didi are best friend today.While holding Didi's hand, Koko kept on reminding Didi: "Don't be naughty or I'll not sayang you anymore." His stern look was so funny.

While in Daddy's car.
Koko: Mummy, you cannot drive Daddy's car.
Mummy: Why?
Koko: Because it is a new car.
Mummy: Why Mummy cannot drive new car?
Koko: Mummy can only drive old car. 
Mummy: :( sob sob..

Busy Mummy in the kitchen.
Koko: Mummy, please help me to 'pom pom' (take both)?
Mummy: Please wait. Mummy only has 1 hand. Can do 1 thing at a time.
Koko: No, not right. 
Mummy: What it is not right? Please wait.
Koko: You have 2 hands. Not 1 hand. You said 1 hand. 1 hand cannot hold things. 
Mummy: Oh ya... 2 hands..

Bedtime story.
Koko: Can koala bear climb trees?
Mummy: Yes.
Koko: Can zebra climb trees?
Mummy: No, zebra cannot.
Koko: Why zebra cannot climb tree?
Mummy: Zebra is too heavy. It cannot climb the tree. The leg does not has the claw to climb.  
Koko: What other animals can climb trees?
Mummy: Monkey, chimpanzee, cat, lion.. hmmm..maybe lion can climb too.
Koko: No, no. Lion cannot climb tree. 
Koko: Lion is too heavy. Only leopard can climb tree.